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Sometime I Write "Drink Coffee" On My To Do List
Thick As Thieves
There Should Be A Line At Every Store For People Who Have Their Shit Together
Somehow, The Police Never Find Me As Funny As You Do
Caffeine, Sarcasm, And A Properly Broken-In Pair Of Boots
If It Weren't For Physics and Law Enforcement, I'd Be Unstoppable
The Night Sky Gets Drunk on The RichnessOf Our Shared Misadventures
Naps and Spankings
The Guy Who Invented The Salted Caramel Bourbon Milkshake...
Maybe She's Born With It; Maybe It's Ritalin
On A Scale Of Zero To Badass, You're Lyanna Mormont
Konichiwa, Bitches!
In Retrospect...
Some Days I'm Extremely Impressed I'm Still Alive
Here Comes Success
If One Door Closes And Another One Opens...
Giddy Up, Buttercup
I Tried To Start A Gang Once...
Have I Told You That You're A Freakin Genius?
Fly As A Mutha
